One of the side effects of using the hibernation pods for an extended period of time was feeling disjoined from ‘now,’ and theoretically if you were in the pod for too long, you’d suffer from something similar to amnesia. I can remember that, but I don’t recall getting in  a pod. I don’t remember getting out of a pod either or in to the … what ever the hell this is I’m wearing… it looks like a space suit from anime… but I must have taken off the helmet.
I’m not sure how I got here or what my name is, but that should be temporary… I’m not sure how I know that, but do.  It’s probably just from being in the pod for so long.  I must have been in there a long time, I don’t see a pod and I’m in the middle of some … field.
The grass is nothing like what I’ve seen, it’s purple.  I think this was were I was headed.  Man, that must have been long sleep.  The sky is yellow, and the clouds look weird, like they’re not clouds.  I can hear the wind in the grass.  Gosh what *am* I doing here?
The air here is different too, it’s clean and free of pollution, but it also acts weird. I can lean back far enough to fall, but I don’t fall, it’s like the air is holding me up.  I should be worried about the air being the reason I can’t remember anything, but I *know* it was an extended hibernation.
The longest ever… I think I’m remembering a bit more… The hibernation was going to be longer than lifespan of the Sun… Jesus, was that possible? This was a hail mary.  Shit, I still don’t remember why I’m here and I’m not sure where “here” is?  It’s safe to say I’m not anywhere near Kansas at this point.
If it was that long, I might not ever remember who I was.  Wow, why the hell would I agree to that… it seems like the kind of thing that I wouldn’t agree to unless the alternative was worse… so it was either really bad or I’m not the kind of person I think I am.  I don’t like either of those as reasons why I’m here.
But I am here and it’s perfect, so what am I forgetting?  Are there lions or tigers or bears … oh my!… I don’t feel like I should be watching out for predators.  Is there something in the air? Well, yeah, there’s that weird ass solid air, but nothing bad, or I would have kept my helmet.  Maybe it’s something about the clouds or the water… but it doesn’t feel like that’s the case … in fact, I’m pretty sure the water is safer to drink here than it was back home.
I’m pretty sure there’s something I need to watch out for, but what was it?  Hold on, maybe I don’t actually know what I need to watch out for.  I’m the first person to go outside… Outside? Oh, that must mean that there’s some kind of spacecraft at the stat of my footprints.  I’m a little disappointed that I’m pretty sure I’m not the first person to set foot on this planet.  That’s it! I’m here to find out what’s going on with the first group that was sent down.  There should have been a settlement here, or at least something left behind.
Huh? It’s like someone just turned out the lights off on everything.  Oh man, my head feels funny.  Need to focus, don’t want to fall down.

What’s that noise? It’s sounds like a teapot, no wait it’s a car, a loud car… no it’s a airplane, a really loud jet fighter or something.
No wait, it stopped… and it’s dark because I have my eye held tightly shut… how long have I been holding my eyes shut  My eye’s are all blurry, so it must have been a while.
Huh, what am I doing here?  I can see some footprints in front of me, but there a little faded… the wind seems to be picking up, so if I’m going to follow the foot prints, I better hurry.
Just a sec, I feel like I’ve done this before… no, that’s silly, I better hurry before… before … before what.  What I am doing?  Oh shit, it looks like there’s a storm headed this way.  I hope these footprints are leading me somewhere I can take shelter from if that storm hits.
It’s gotta be side effects of a long stay in a hibernation pod.  It must have been a really long time, I can’t remember how I got here… or why I’m here.  Oh shit, I can’t remember my own name… long time is an understatement.  Why would I do that?
Oh wow, the sky is yellow and this field has purple grass.  That’s nuts.
Hmm… it’s getting dark, is it one of those weird ass clouds.
No, the ground has teeth.  Ow! Shit, I think it’s eating me and I’m falling backward.

There’s loud rumbling noise.  Is it a earthquake?  I fucking train running in to the building. Wait, is that a rocket, how did it get so close…
Oh thank goodness, it stopped.  Wait… what the fuck? Huh … those look like my foot prints… but there aren’t any leading back, so it must just be someone with the same size boot as me.
I should follow them… gosh this feels like I’ve done this before.  Seems like I’d remember  a yellow sky… or those weird ass clouds.  Those clouds are starting to creep me out a little.
Is that a storm off in the distance?  I should hurry.

How did I get here?